Toddlers are usually busy playing, but this 3-year-old is really special. There’s a hilarious definition of Toddlers you don’t want to miss out on, “Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.”
“Do you think you’ll have more children?” “Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!” (Did I just say that out loud?) “Chloe, don’t repeat that at grandma’s!” one user-defined the “toddler” at Urban Dictionary.
A proud dad took to Reddit in order to set up an “Ask Me Anything” session for his 3-year-old boy.
“I’m his dad and will ask him any questions you send as long as they are appropriate.”
The questions were hilarious
“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” and “4” was the answer 🙂
Onto the next one!
“Where do babies come from?”
If you could do anything, what would it be?
Current political situation
A perfect summary!