Tired of people borrowing things then not giving them back? This girl found a hilarious strategic plan; it’s genius.

When she received an absolutely gigantic pencil as a gift, the twitter user who simply goes by oscarewilde, had a hilarious idea of what to do with it!

“i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was ‘what the christ am i meant to do with this?’” she tweeted, starting up the hilarious tweet-versation.

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Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde
Credit: Twitter / Oscarewilde

It doesn’t end there though, not without an interlude of some replies:

 

Then, somebody asked how they’re supposed to sharpen that pencil…

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But really…

 

By age 35 you should have all of these…

‘By Age 35’ is the new social media joke sweeping the internet, and it’s funny because it’s painfully true…

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And of course we saved the best response for last!

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This hilarious blog documents the bizarre and nonsensical phrases Duolingo comes up with and it’s amazing

Upon increasingly using Duolingo to develop their language skills, the user behind the blog on Tumblr ‘onlyusefulphrases’, realised that many of the phrases that came from the site were nonsensical, hilarious, or just outrageous!

The subheader reads:

Because Duolingo has some interesting ideas about what is worth knowing.”

We picked out a dozen of the best phrases Duolingo has come up with for you to enjoy.